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Hey Riddle Riddle

Patreon Preview #257: Area 51

Hey Riddle Riddle

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Improv, Puzzles, Improv Comedy, Leisure, Comedy, Riddles

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2024

⏱️ 11 minutes

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0:00.0

Okay, Carl, this is Angela.

0:05.0

Angela, this is first day.

0:08.0

Hi.

0:09.0

Up here at the security checkpoint.

0:10.0

So we're just going to show her the ropes kind of cool.

0:14.0

Honestly, honestly Angela's it's pretty boring.

0:18.0

We do not get a lot of traffic here.

0:21.0

So no aliens? Well Liam is down playing it a little bit. There is... There's stuff... There's something going on, but you get used to it. I mean, it's, you know, like if you have sex every night you're like

0:34.4

eventually you're like me me okay. Okay Carl is a notorious horn dog I'm sorry Angela

0:41.4

I'm sorry for the I know it's your first day but you will if you meet his wife too you'll understand why

0:48.0

Cool hot wife

0:49.7

No, yeah just no well I wouldn't say hot you'd say hot. Yeah, wait you wouldn't what's going on? I would say like you know like when people say like hot and heavy. I say like she's heavy but not like not like I'm not saying a comment about like her size I'm just saying that she's like okay

1:09.0

They're both super enthusiastic our lunch staggered or do we all eat together or?

1:14.0

Okay, I'll say it. That's fine.

1:17.0

Liam broke the seal.

1:18.0

My wife is made out of titanium.

1:21.0

She came here three years ago from her planet.

1:27.0

Usually this is usually we have to wait to see that someone's going to stick around but since I came up I'm not that

1:35.4

gullible this is part of the hazing on the first day you pretend that your

1:39.3

wife is an alien and then I fall for it and then I'm in the crew huh?

1:46.4

Oh, all right.

1:47.4

She got us.

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