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Throwing Fits
Throwing Fits
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🗓️ 25 June 2021
⏱️ 10 minutes
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Summary
Yee-haw, motherfuckers! Larry is in Texas for the first time in nearly 2 years, but still has time for Jimmy and our best friends behind the paywall to eulogize John McAfee and discuss staying with your in-laws, relearning how to pack, Performance Fishing Gear, indulging in local fare, wedding memories, appropriating TikTok fashion, being a cowboy poser, our best in class sponcon with Hawthorne, family affairs, location scouting, the duality of talent, being too hard on yourself, getting a personal trainer, the end of the to-go cocktail era, the TF BBQ getting too big for its own good and much more.
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| 0:00.0 | This is Jonaheel and you're listening to the only podcast that matters. |
| 0:19.5 | Roe Gang, we are joined by the Texas Titan Lawrence Lossman and myself, the gutter-snipe |
| 0:24.0 | governor, James Harris. Welcome to the weekly running of the boys with today's full episode only |
| 0:27.3 | available on patreon.com slash throwing fits Lawrence. Getty up partner. How's your week, buddy? |
| 0:33.2 | Great man. I'm in Texas. I'm in the south, dude. Texas is the south, right? You considered |
| 0:37.6 | the south. I think it's its own fucking country. Well, they did try to succeed from the union after |
| 0:42.8 | a while or they're maybe even still trying. I'm doing good, man. I just got in super late last night, |
| 0:48.7 | had a delicious water burger for lunch. My favorite fast food. My number one priority when I'm in |
| 0:54.0 | the nation of Texas when you're visiting your in-laws. I'm seeing double here. I'm seeing two |
| 0:58.0 | Larry's. There's a car. Yeah, I'm a fuck. Is that how narcissistic you are? You need to masturbate |
| 1:04.8 | to a car board cut out of yourself? No, that's well. That's disgusting. No, this was a gift |
| 1:10.8 | that my wife and I guess me that we got her parents. My in-laws last Christmas because it was |
| 1:18.4 | pandemic and we couldn't be here. So she thought it would be hilarious if we sent a life-size cutout |
| 1:24.5 | of ourselves from our honeymoon. Now that I think about it, I'm going to do two fit checks. I'm |
| 1:29.2 | going to fit check back guy too. 100%. You're wearing a traditional, looks like a traditional |
| 1:33.6 | Hindu fabric back in the club. I'm wearing traditional Italian garb. Before we get, yeah, |
| 1:39.9 | you look like Silvia. Before we get into having sex with whales, Larry going full yeehaw down |
| 1:45.4 | on the range, hiring a personal trainer to get some cutters and come cutters alone and so, |
| 1:50.2 | so much more. Yeah. Let's get to a fit check. Yeah, why don't we start with, you want to start with |
| 1:54.5 | real life Larry or Silvia Larry? Well, it's pretty quick. I'll start with myself. I'm not wearing any |
| 2:01.0 | shoes in the house. I have on Patagonia bag, black Patagonia bag is I guess if you're not, if you |
| 2:06.4 | can't pony, well, I guess you're not seeing my shorts, whether you pony up for the 10 bucks or not. |
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