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🗓️ 8 December 2023
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0:00.0 | B. Oh, Hello everybody and welcome to this year's hey relationship relationship. |
0:42.2 | I'm Beverly Condolences and I'm coming to you from the Christmas display at the Maplewood Grove Mall with my two best friends in the whole wide world. |
0:52.0 | We are answering your holiday |
0:54.2 | questions we're answering your relationship questions and we're getting in the |
0:58.5 | Christmas spirit isn't that right plump |
1:00.8 | up on the roof, but, baa, there! |
1:06.1 | This is Fladorious Plump with me to my left and to my right as always is my greatest friend |
1:10.7 | in the whole world, Felix's missing son, Felix. |
1:13.6 | And I appreciate you both being here to bail me out, as it were, from Mall Security. |
1:19.7 | It was a huge misunderstanding, I wasn't shoplifting, My clothes just have all the tags on them |
1:24.0 | because I'm not strong enough to get the tags off. |
1:26.6 | Yes, we don't, we understand, and that's why we put up bail. |
1:29.6 | I can't believe mall security, mall jail had bail, |
1:32.4 | but here we are. |
1:33.8 | We paid three bales of hay to get him out, and it was expensive. |
1:37.8 | It was a pretty penny. |
1:38.6 | And you know what, Felix, we would do it again. |
1:41.9 | Oh, you're the best friends in the world. |
1:44.0 | Well, we just want to say that we have your back today because I know this time of year could be especially difficult because your son, Felix stolen or went missing around this time is |
1:56.6 | that correct? |
1:57.6 | Yeah I know that it was my son you don't have to say Felix no one else has had a |
2:01.4 | son who's gone missing. Well I don't know if you had moved on or I don't want to assume so. |
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