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🗓️ 1 December 2023
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0:00.0 | Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, I can't wait to see what my mom packed me today. |
0:07.0 | Uh huh, peanut my lunch, but... |
0:10.0 | What'd you get? What'd you get? What'd you get? |
0:12.0 | Uh, nothing, nothing. What did you get? What did you get? Uh, nothing, nothing. What did you guys get? Mine's all normal stuff in here. |
0:18.0 | Well, I just came back from a doctor's appointment, so I got McDonald, Wendy's and Burger King. |
0:24.0 | Cool. What do you got? |
0:27.0 | Okay, let me open up my sack lunch. It's pretty flat. |
0:31.0 | Oh, there's a postcard. |
0:32.0 | Hey buddy, hope you're... flat. Oh, there's a postcard. |
0:33.0 | Hey buddy, hope you're doing well. |
0:36.0 | Wish I could provide your dad. |
0:40.0 | Not even a love? |
0:42.0 | Oh, maybe you could trade with JBC. |
0:45.0 | Hey, do you want to trade your food for my postcard for my dad? |
0:48.0 | Uh, yeah, no, I mean I would, but then, you know, why don't we all just go to recess? Oh the front of it says puscard p ust t c-c-a-rd. He could even buy a postcard that said postcard it says p-c wait atl gee cepc's hiding his |
1:04.7 | lunch under the table yeah what is that you got a boner what's going on I do have a |
1:09.5 | boner let's all talk about that no what's next to the boner in your hands? |
1:14.4 | Thanks for the setup. |
1:16.3 | Could easily go there, but won't. |
1:18.9 | Okay, this is embarrassing, but I guess it looks like my mom and dad forgot to pack me a lunch box and instead |
1:27.9 | They packed me a chatter box |
1:31.4 | Oh Gross Yes a box! Oh, gross! |
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