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🗓️ 29 September 2023
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0:00.0 | Hey, JBC and Aaron, thanks for your stopping over. Sorry, this is like a whole mess and |
0:06.7 | I had to kind of lock myself in my house. My mailman, he was on my porch and I, I can |
0:15.2 | talk to this sort of this home alone style Rue Goldberg machine, all right, where's |
0:19.8 | the body? Aaron, how did you know, basement? |
0:23.6 | Oh, yeah, yeah. I've killed a mailman or two in my time. |
0:27.7 | Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. First step on the way down to the basement. |
0:30.7 | Uh, yeah. I got it. Uh, JBC, you comfort, Adel, and I'll get started on this. |
0:34.8 | Hold on. Hold on. He said basement, but I mean, this guy's on the first step on the way |
0:38.9 | down to the basement. You got to drag him on into the basement. You don't think the |
0:42.2 | basement starts the minute you take one step down. No, that's the between. No. Oh, the |
0:47.9 | minute you start to go below your floor boards on the first floor, that's the basement. |
0:52.3 | What's up? You, I'm not talking to Adel. It's got it. If there's 10 steps on the way |
0:56.6 | down to the basement, it's got to be five and under are the basement. And the first five |
1:00.5 | has to be part of the first floor, right? That's insane. No. I think once you crack the door |
1:05.0 | and you feel that basement air, hit your face, you're in the basement. I'm talking to the wrong |
1:08.5 | guy. I'm talking to the under. What are you running the door to Chuckie cheese? No, it's |
1:12.6 | the minute you go, but the first floor, Aaron, Aaron, I'm just talking to you. Hey, what? |
1:18.3 | I'm trying to move the body. Oh, yeah. Okay. Do you need help or you, you are strong? |
1:22.0 | Yeah. Yo, she's surfing. She's surfing the body down the stairs. I fucked up. I thought |
1:28.3 | we're going down. We needed to go up. This is going to be a little bit harder for chore now. |
1:31.9 | Now that's in the basement. Anyways, actually, let's leave this. This is not going anywhere. |
1:39.2 | Yeah. Aaron, from this point forward in life, if somebody says, have you ever surfed a dead |
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