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Patreon Preview #235: Catch Up & Must Heard

Hey Riddle Riddle

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Improv, Puzzles, Improv Comedy, Leisure, Comedy, Riddles

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2023

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

We take a little time to catch up with each other in regards to some fun outings and we finally carve out some time for JPC's Snack Review!

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0:00.0

Aaron, JPC, how are you two? Wow. Hey, look at you two. How are you doing?

0:07.8

We're in the outfit you bought us. Yeah. And they, I didn't expect them to look like that.

0:13.7

That is. Wow. Okay. I think they were meant for kids. Yeah. I'm a little sailor.

0:20.5

Uh-huh. I too. I'm a little sailor. Yeah. And you're, you're holding, say,

0:25.2

Wally Pops. Wally Pops. JPC. I brought this Wally Pops from Hope. This was not part of the cause.

0:31.9

I mean, you bought the outfit, but don't ask if you bought a Wally Pops. Okay. All right.

0:37.0

And, um, well, here's the thing. I bought those as like a joke.

0:39.7

As a little novelty is like a fun way to start off an episode. But then what happened

0:43.3

as we all know is the two of you were recruited by the actual Navy. Now you're being shipped off to,

0:47.9

um, I want to say, uh, Corsica. What? Oh, no. You're being shipped off. But here's the thing.

0:57.8

You have to maintain the character because I signed the papers as your guardian. And I told them

1:02.5

that you are 11 year olds with Wally Pops. But these pants are so small. I know. And make it work.

1:08.1

The Corsica Navy will take anyone. Who are we fighting? Do we have any idea of who we will be fighting?

1:15.9

I think, yeah, I think, uh, Corsica's only enemy is itself. Uh-huh.

1:21.1

I think that's where Napoleon's from, maybe, right? Is he from there? No, yes.

1:25.4

Was that was not. That's how I remember it. Is Napoleon from there? Of course,

1:31.0

like a Corsica. Of course you can. Um, let's cut right to the chase.

1:37.5

Right. If you know where Napoleon's from, put it in the comments.

1:41.9

My computer is broken and I cannot look it up. Remember stuck fucking around. Where's he from?

1:48.2

This might skip the two of you, but I remember when I was in, uh, high school,

1:53.0

and we'd be having a conversation in the lunchroom, let's say, and, um, someone would be like,

1:57.4

oh, what was that movie with Blank and Blank? And we'd all sit there and ponder and really

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