Gary, it is so wonderful. Thank you so much for sitting down with me.

Oh, anytime it's your local celebrity, basically, local celebrity.

Oh, me? No, I'm simply a channel. I'm just a channel that the news passes through me and

makes its way to the people that you. Oh, you're doing something.

Um, you know what that, that was a past, uh, literally a past life.

I was going to say, uh, I put my wife's skull in a bowling ball.

So if you can have a, she talks to me, Gary, this is no problem.

But okay, Gary, can I record? I'm sorry, you're already getting to the good stuff.

And just can I, can I be recording this conversation I need just explicit permission?

I would prefer everything I say to be on the record.

Test test. This is Gary, no, no testing required.

Gary's just. I wouldn't get to, sorry, I wouldn't get the name out there.

Gary's got a ballroom for all your bowling or Kinsen era needs.

Wonderful. Oh, and Gary, you're celebrating your hundredth anniversary.

That's right. This establishment has been open for 100 years.

Is that correct? That is correct.

And I'd love to say that like my grandpa started it or some bullshit, but it was me.

Wow. I've been around. Wow. What is your secret?

Well, my secret is, you know, drink coffee three times a day.

Always watch the news. Put your wife's skull in a bowling ball.

And keep up with the neighbors.

Yeah. Those are wonderful. Gary's, Gary's got a ballroom for all your bowling needs.

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