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Patreon Preview #214: Dusty's Busted Used Cars

Hey Riddle Riddle

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Improv, Puzzles, Improv Comedy, Leisure, Comedy, Riddles

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2023

⏱️ 11 minutes

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0:00.0

Okay everybody everybody calm down calm down. What are we gonna do today? Sell a bunch of cars guys

0:11.0

So guys

0:13.9

What are we gonna do today? What no don't who what are we gonna do today?

0:18.4

Well boss, it's the end of the month and we're barely hitting a numbers boss

0:23.5

So I was thinking maybe give up

0:26.0

No, yeah, maybe you know the ones we don't sell we could keep

0:32.2

Donnie makes a good point about maybe we start keeping some of these cars boss

0:37.6

Catalytic converters are going ape shit on the internet

0:42.5

Hey, hey boss. Hey dusty dusty

0:45.8

Yeah, I think I've been going about it wrong. I know when you hired me that you said that these cars basically sell themselves

0:52.7

Yeah, I've been you know real standoffish

0:56.2

Just trying to let customers get comfortable and you know

0:58.8

I didn't know what I had to do can you go over the three tenants of working here again. Yeah, God

1:05.5

We go over the three tenants of selling used cars every fucking shift meeting

1:10.3

Please one more time one more time. Yeah, it's the 30th boss. Well, we're not gonna make our numbers get us motivated

1:16.6

Just okay, but you could maybe grab some pencils or something right this down. I mean like I shouldn't have to keep saying it

1:24.9

Number one

1:26.9

Smile but like an asshole

1:30.3

Wait, wait you said for me don't do that because of my teeth

1:34.8

Yes now normally an asshole has a big grin with teeth, but for you

1:40.4

I think it's better that the smile is no teeth

1:43.5

Okay, so everyone that one's not for me

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