JPC, Aaron, come on down. I have the perfect idea for a Patreon episode. This, of course,

is going to be about 50 minutes or so and it's a pretty loose concept. Are you ready?

Yeah. Great. This is a little something I came up with last night and I call it...

What?

Epic Rap Battle's a history. So I'm going to give you both like a historical figure

and then it's going to be a wise question. Like five minute wraps.

Five minute question. Were you sitting here with this last night? What were you up to last night?

Like what was going on last night? I got drunk, I was laying in bed just kind of scrolling through

YouTube. Like YouTube for a couple of years ago. Yeah. Yeah. And it suddenly hit me.

Maybe more than a couple. And I was like, I don't know why. There's just a voice in my head

that sounded just like that. Almost like a little mop it. Okay. And I said, oh, maybe I don't like it.

And I'm here thinking that... No. I actually would rather do something else. That's okay.

I can't wrap it. You had it. Let me warm up. A loose moose goose, my caboose. A loose moose goose, my caboose.

Oh, Hugh Hefner? You're wrapping us Hugh Hefner. Well, my name is Abraham Lincoln and I'm here to say,

I hope I don't... Oh, my hair! Oh, no. My hair. My hair. Those were Lincoln's last words.

Don't think he would have thought that maybe his hair got hurt real bad?

Ah, my hair. All right. I'm calling it an audible here and I'm going to take charge of this episode.

We're going to do my thing today.

I'm going to have the catchatory.

I'm going to have the catchatory.

I'm going to have the catchatory.

Bop, bop, bop, bop. Versus. I'm okay. Versus.

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