Patreon Preview #204: Cockney Rhyme Time w/ Ethan Lawrence!

Hey Riddle Riddle

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Improv, Puzzles, Improv Comedy, Leisure, Comedy, Riddles

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2023

⏱️ 9 minutes

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0:00.0	Aaron, JPC, how's everybody doing?
0:05.9	Sorry, I just woke up.
0:07.3	This is not a bit, this is real.
0:09.3	Adel, your pillow is just stuck to your face.
0:11.4	Do you want to take a second?
0:12.8	Oh, yeah, I have pillows on either side of my face just in case I toss and turn in the
0:16.4	night.
0:17.4	And notice that you don't have a shirt on.
0:19.2	Did you fall asleep on a waffle iron?
0:21.4	What is this interesting cross pattern all over your body?
0:25.6	That is, think quick, Adel, don't tell him you sleep on a waffle iron.
0:29.4	That is a waffle iron.
0:31.3	Never mind, let's draw it.
0:32.3	Question with draw.
0:33.3	Okay, wow, I didn't realize I woke up in court.
0:36.4	Are we being sued?
0:37.4	This is probably...
0:38.4	Probably?
0:39.4	Okay.
0:40.4	I've never opened our mail not one.
0:43.1	Yeah, if there's a god in heaven, then yes.
0:46.3	Okay, well, just to slip this under the wire, before the judge, I see him up there on
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