Patreon Preview #203: Heaven
Hey Riddle Riddle
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🗓️ 27 January 2023
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to the Gates of Heaven. |
| 0:17.8 | My name is Caleb Easton and I'll be your Saint Peter for the day. |
| 0:22.2 | Congratulations on making it to heaven. |
| 0:24.8 | Well, almost. |
| 0:27.0 | We have a few routine questions for you before we let you in. |
| 0:31.3 | Huh, see I didn't realize people played Saint Peter. |
| 0:34.6 | I thought Saint Peter was just like a guy. |
| 0:37.4 | It's a job. |
| 0:38.5 | It's a job. |
| 0:39.5 | Oh, okay. |
| 0:40.5 | Saint Peter is a type of adult. |
| 0:42.7 | What the hell? |
| 0:43.7 | What? |
| 0:44.7 | Adult. |
| 0:45.7 | Oh my god. |
| 0:46.7 | Hey, no, I just, I just, I just, I see. |
| 0:50.0 | What the hell? |
| 0:51.0 | What the hell? |
| 0:52.0 | Aaron, where's Aaron? |
| 0:53.0 | We're doing up here. |
| 0:54.0 | Wait, where's Aaron? |
| 0:55.0 | Where's Aaron? |
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