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Hey Riddle Riddle

Patreon Preview #196: Santa is Dead

Hey Riddle Riddle

Headgum

Improv, Puzzles, Improv Comedy, Leisure, Comedy, Riddles

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2022

⏱️ 11 minutes

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0:00.0

I

0:05.5

Boy oh boy what a long years work. I feel like we deserve a drink

0:09.3

You want to hey at Coco Malin? Do you want to go to the the wrapped present and have a drink?

0:15.4

Nimbler my man there is nothing that I would rather do

0:19.5

Then go over the wrap present and have ourselves a beer. I mean we earned it buddy. We earned it

0:24.5

We did earn it. I I lost a finger this year

0:27.2

No, you lost a finger. I mean yes. I was hot glue gunning together a saw horse

0:33.3

Which I don't even know what that is wait. Wait hold on you glued two fingers together

0:37.4

That does that's not the same thing as losing a finger sure it is no use

0:41.3

It's you don't have one super finger now. You could just that'll come apart the pole doctor said all I have to do is dip it in warm

0:47.9

Water and they'll they'll separate but what am I next gonna be in warm water? I live in the North Pole

0:52.6

Well, I mean that's up to you man because it's vacation now, okay? I mean we elves

0:56.2

Yes, you're right. You're right. So hard, but as soon as Christmas he hits we get some time off

1:01.5

We got I mean we got two months two months paid time off. Oh, yeah, we work hard. We drink hard

1:06.5

Okay, let's oh here we go Barton. Can I get can I get a shot of Patron the elf on the top shelf my man high five?

1:15.0

Oh, he didn't want to high five you cuz he your messed up finger. That's actually that I guess the high four

1:20.5

And for you sir

1:22.5

You know what I think I'm just gonna do a brew dog. I mean a brew deer. Let's do a brew deer for me

1:29.0

I don't we don't have dogs up here obviously great. We got a few on

1:34.1

Draft we got blitzin. Oh, there's a bit of a draft in here. Oh, yeah, I mean it's the North Pole

1:40.7

What am I supposed to do people complain about cold my bar is closed the door draft the draft is caused by having a wind

1:48.5

Shabery like it's out of your house. And at what time will people be on the pole?

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