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🗓️ 1 October 2022
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0:00.0 | When they walk up to the lakefront, they see a neon flag across the lake and two canoes |
0:15.0 | pulled up on the shore, ready and waiting for them. |
0:18.1 | The five of them started to make their way across the lake in a canoe to the flag. |
0:26.4 | I can't believe we're in the water after we just heard about Jonathan the ghost. |
0:32.6 | I'm telling you, there is no ghost. |
0:35.8 | That was a murderer who had escaped from a murderer's hospital. |
0:41.2 | I can't believe Bridget is dead. |
0:43.4 | She was so cool or whatever, and she was everyone's favorite counselor after me. |
0:49.3 | You're not everyone's favorite counselor Chad. |
0:52.1 | You're just the older counselor that sells the kid cigarettes. |
0:55.9 | Are you kidding? |
0:56.9 | The campers love when you teach them cool shit. |
0:59.8 | Any kid that learns archery from me learns to shoot the arrow straight through the target. |
1:05.3 | Not at through. |
1:07.2 | It always comes out the other side, all the way through. |
1:12.4 | What are you talking about Chad? |
1:14.0 | When that homesick girl complained to you, you told her to go get some ice cream and shut |
1:18.1 | up about it and then you shoved her into the lake. |
1:20.4 | You're like a nightmare counselor. |
1:22.2 | Yeah, counselor, more like chancellor, triumph of the will you shut up. |
1:26.6 | Good one, dude. |
1:28.6 | Hey. |
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