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Hey Riddle Riddle

Patreon Preview #178: Hey Vacation Relationship Part 7

Hey Riddle Riddle

Headgum

Improv, Puzzles, Improv Comedy, Leisure, Comedy, Riddles

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2022

⏱️ 11 minutes

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0:00.0

I'm a shark driving a car Hong Kong chop chop

0:07.5

Well, that was funny at all

0:10.1

Anything you plug where we still record I want to plug my new one-man show shark in a car

0:16.2

Is playing where is it playing it's playing at whole foods all across Chicago?

0:20.5

So come see that it's gonna be in the cheese aisle don't talk don't tell anybody at the front about it

0:27.0

Because I might get kicked out. It's just pay what you can when you arrive

0:30.1

JPZ into plug again seating my river plug time to read a five star review

0:34.5

This is a five star review from Biscotti cookie monster man

0:39.1

Biscotti cookie monster man writes hey, this is a really good show. I really like the day and the two

0:46.2

Big honkers aren't so bad themselves five stars

0:50.0

Thank you, Biscotti cookie monster man for liking the show Aaron anything to plug

0:54.6

Yes, I'd like to plug my one woman show jumping the shark in the car

0:58.8

It's done in the cheese aisle of whole foods. What it's mostly about how my friend betrayed me by stealing my idea for a solo show

1:07.8

But anyways, don't tell people in the front

1:13.3

Too competing solo shows and the whole foods if you're interested

1:16.3

All right, Casey if I find out that you're Biscotti cookie monster man

1:19.6

It's gonna be hell to pay you got to stop fool of me with this shit

1:22.7

Anyways, Jupiter

1:53.6

I'm fucking believable

1:55.6

Whoo another fucking believable another fucking perfect show you really aced it JPC put on your leather jacket over your head

2:03.9

I'm a little monster

2:05.9

And then I leave the theater like a little goblin

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