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🗓️ 5 August 2022
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0:00.0 | Can I tell you guys so I was I was putting together these would you rather questions because today's episode a little sneak peak |
0:07.9 | To everyone who's just starting the episode and it's not a sneak peak is gonna be would you rather and I came up with maybe my favorite |
0:13.2 | Would you rather question that I've ever come up with would you like me to kick off this episode by posing it to you now? |
0:18.7 | Is it yeah, but then everything else is gonna seem bad in comparison. Should we wait wait wait no, it's gotta be I will maybe we'll start |
0:25.6 | And with it wait, I think I know what JP's he's gonna see he's gonna be like um would you rather be a golfer who was in his prime |
0:32.6 | And then hasn't been as good sense or would you rather be a news anchor? |
0:35.7 | And it's gonna be like woods or rather like Tiger Woods or Dan rather like he's gonna do something like that and it's gonna |
0:40.0 | Yeah, just a peak by the curtain at home another peak |
0:43.1 | I was close to this curtain but I think it might this one he's um he's trying to get his psychic license |
0:52.0 | Uh, it's going bad, but he's really enthusiastic about it. Well, you have to apply for it psychically |
0:58.1 | So it's so hard to get yeah, I'm trying to be a psychic and every time I try and guess what's gonna happen |
1:04.3 | People are like not everyone's as obsessed with pop culture as you are at all. Please stop |
1:07.9 | I don't think Tiger was his past as prime |
1:13.2 | They're trying to get him to play in that Saudi Arabia league I think that's just like trying to be what yeah |
1:18.8 | Saudi Arabia has like a golf league that's trying to like beat the PGA by just paying all of the like |
1:23.7 | mid-tier like golfers like ten billion dollars and be like come play for our league |
1:28.6 | That's insane. Yeah, yeah, it's it's wild. It's I'd love to I'd love to be like really okay at golf |
1:35.5 | So I could have a Saudi prince give me ten billion dollars, but JPC aren't all their courses just gonna be sand traps |
1:45.8 | He can say I'm full |
1:47.8 | Still naked |
1:55.8 | I would love to have that I would love to have trick clothes that were just clothes in the front and naked in the back |
2:00.2 | I would every podcast recording I would just wear those |
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