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Hey Riddle Riddle

Patreon Preview #151: Hey Riddle Station Part 2

Hey Riddle Riddle

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Improv Comedy, Comedy, Leisure, Puzzles, Improv, Riddles

4.93.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2022

⏱️ 10 minutes

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0:00.0

Research Station.

0:01.2

Again, doors open up, research station emblazoned up on the top, and you head through the hallway

0:08.2

into the next room.

0:14.3

This place looks like whatever the digital equivalent of a library would be.

0:19.0

It's got like a rose of computer databases.

0:22.0

Really like the kind of place that you would see, like in a picture if you just googled

0:25.5

Bitcoin mining operation or blockchain, what is.

0:30.6

And roaming around these huge data banks, there is this little mechanized quadrepetal

0:40.6

kind of creature with, it looks like four legs, a longer body, kind of pointy ears, a

0:48.1

long tail, a big snoot with data sensors at the end.

0:52.2

And it is marching up and down the rose going, and kind of like turning its head, it's

0:59.8

inserting its tongue, which is like a USB drive into some of the data stores and checking

1:04.8

them all, checking them all, and moving up and down the rose.

1:08.8

Hey Big Z, I'm going to break my mop and half and then you throw this half, the stick

1:13.9

half at this creature.

1:15.4

Right to see if he will bring it back to us.

1:17.6

Oh no, I'm trying to kill it.

1:19.5

Oh no, I don't think we need to.

1:21.1

Hey, hey little buddy.

1:23.1

Another rise, humans, another rise, and it's like, bark, bark, bark.

1:27.0

No, I'm, and so what is her name?

1:31.4

Zalanta.

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