Patreon Preview #149: Welcome to New Jersey💡
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🗓️ 21 January 2022
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| 0:00.0 | So I think the two best things to ever come from New Jersey are the Sopranos and Jersey Shore, |
| 0:08.0 | which you've already mentioned. So we're gonna play a game. There's a lot of these. So we're gonna speed, |
| 0:13.7 | speed, speed through them is called, is this quote from the Sopranos or Jersey Shore? Here's |
| 0:19.3 | a hint. They're all violently obvious. Not out of them seem like they could be both. |
| 0:26.1 | I would be like, hey, Paulie Walnuts, would you fuck Snooki? Exactly. I was gonna say both of |
| 0:31.9 | those shows have a character on them called Big Pussy. Big Snooki. Okay, ready? Yes. |
| 0:45.2 | Everybody loves me. Babies, dogs, you know, hot girls, cougars. I have unbelievable mass appeal. |
| 0:51.5 | Trick question, that's from everybody loves Raymond. That is Chris Mosati from the Sopranos. |
| 1:00.0 | No. Damn it. After he sat on a dog. That is the situation from Jersey Shore. Those who want |
| 1:06.0 | respect, give respect. Yes. If that bitch still plays laser tag, she's too young for you, bro. |
| 1:14.0 | Sopranos, that's so Jersey Shore. If you haven't seen the show, the therapist, |
| 1:18.0 | a big part of that shows the therapist talking to Tony Soprano. That's the therapist. |
| 1:21.6 | I think season one, right? Yeah, Lorraine Brocko, and then he moves on to recently deceased Peter |
| 1:26.7 | Bugdonovich. Obviously not. Your only religious when it suits you. That's carbon, carbon |
| 1:32.4 | below. Yes, brandos. Sometimes it's important to give people the illusion of being in control. |
| 1:39.0 | That sounds like Sopranos. Was that meadow? Did meadow say that? That's probably AJ. |
| 1:43.6 | Yeah, it was Tony. Was that his name? I don't know. It's been so long since I've seen |
| 1:47.8 | Joe really tried the worst part of the show or the kids always. I am like a praying mantis. |
| 1:52.0 | After I have sex with the guy, I'll rip their heads off. Stebu shipy and Sopranos. |
| 1:57.5 | There's no way it was Jersey Shore. There's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel. |
| 2:02.7 | Can't leave without my gel. That's got to be what's his name from the East |
| 2:06.8 | Street band. Lil Stevie plays who plays what's his character's name? No. From Sopranos. |
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