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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

PATREON: Hard Feelings - The Chipotle Heist

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Comedy

4.94.6K Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2022

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Here is an episode of Hard Feelings w/ Kippy & Foley from the Are You Garbage Patreon Page. Join the Patreon for weekly Hard Feelings and bonus episodes of Are You Garbage. Thanks for watching. Love youse guys. PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage Live Shows: https://linktr.ee/AreYouGarbage

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0:00.0

One and a two and a hey fatty boy. What's up everybody welcome back to those

0:06.4

Mother fucking feelings baby. I am your host this week Kevin James Ryan

0:11.0

Coming out from down here a toddy's basement

0:13.4

Well you guys are the motherfucking homies and you know that not even the homies you're fucking

0:18.7

$10 homies $20 homies $50 homie you guys are top tier homies top brass baby

0:25.2

My ho-ho's coming at you in a nice C-foam

0:29.8

Polo shirt knockoff

0:31.8

I couldn't dickhead US polo association. What is that? What kind of brand we looking at?

0:37.1

Because there ain't no little guy on a horse on it. I'll tell you that much Harbor Bay

0:40.6

That wasn't ready before we started the broad kids you smell like low tide ladies and gentlemen age bully

0:47.0

Cheers everyone

0:49.0

That cackle from behind the camera coming at you is the one and only T-bone McMuffin to be

0:55.7

McMulan what's up, dude? What up T-bone?

0:57.7

Tobi McMillan their shirt does look like that foam that gets on top of the surf when they have to shut it down for E-coli

1:03.4

Yeah, it's called C-foam that's Calvin not Calvin. Is this the color the color?

1:09.0

It so pull actual polo Ralph Lauren Lauren Ralph Lauren Ralph Lipschips. Lipschips. Is that a real name? I think so

1:16.8

I could be wrong on that but I might be or maybe that's Jeff Ross's Jeff Lipschitz something

1:28.7

I believe it's called C-foam green is that color from polo. Yeah, hey Merle Street. There's like mustard stains on a

1:36.8

Harbor Bay

1:38.8

What it is I said he's smell like look tires on when they've already made that so pretty good whatever

1:43.4

My mom is about your shirts that don't fit my dad anymore

1:48.1

During your dad's clothes. Yeah, fat eighth greater

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