PATREON: Hard Feelings - The Chipotle Heist
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Kevin Ryan & H. Foley
4.9 • 5.1K Ratings
🗓️ 19 August 2022
⏱️ 65 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | One and a two and a hey fatty boy. What's up everybody welcome back to those |
| 0:06.4 | Mother fucking feelings baby. I am your host this week Kevin James Ryan |
| 0:11.0 | Coming out from down here a toddy's basement |
| 0:13.4 | Well you guys are the motherfucking homies and you know that not even the homies you're fucking |
| 0:18.7 | $10 homies $20 homies $50 homie you guys are top tier homies top brass baby |
| 0:25.2 | My ho-ho's coming at you in a nice C-foam |
| 0:29.8 | Polo shirt knockoff |
| 0:31.8 | I couldn't dickhead US polo association. What is that? What kind of brand we looking at? |
| 0:37.1 | Because there ain't no little guy on a horse on it. I'll tell you that much Harbor Bay |
| 0:40.6 | That wasn't ready before we started the broad kids you smell like low tide ladies and gentlemen age bully |
| 0:47.0 | Cheers everyone |
| 0:49.0 | That cackle from behind the camera coming at you is the one and only T-bone McMuffin to be |
| 0:55.7 | McMulan what's up, dude? What up T-bone? |
| 0:57.7 | Tobi McMillan their shirt does look like that foam that gets on top of the surf when they have to shut it down for E-coli |
| 1:03.4 | Yeah, it's called C-foam that's Calvin not Calvin. Is this the color the color? |
| 1:09.0 | It so pull actual polo Ralph Lauren Lauren Ralph Lauren Ralph Lipschips. Lipschips. Is that a real name? I think so |
| 1:16.8 | I could be wrong on that but I might be or maybe that's Jeff Ross's Jeff Lipschitz something |
| 1:28.7 | I believe it's called C-foam green is that color from polo. Yeah, hey Merle Street. There's like mustard stains on a |
| 1:36.8 | Harbor Bay |
| 1:38.8 | What it is I said he's smell like look tires on when they've already made that so pretty good whatever |
| 1:43.4 | My mom is about your shirts that don't fit my dad anymore |
| 1:48.1 | During your dad's clothes. Yeah, fat eighth greater |
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