Patreon Episode: The Pickup Artist - Are You Garbage (FULL)
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Kevin Ryan & H. Foley
4.9 • 5.1K Ratings
🗓️ 27 June 2025
⏱️ 62 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage, the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. |
| 0:14.2 | Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley. |
| 0:19.8 | Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. Who caught you slipping, didn't I? Nope. So, are you garbage? Is it? God damn it. I lost my place. No, no, keep it going. Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is R. You Garber. No, it's not. Little show we sit there with your favorite comedians and we find that good to be classy. Yeah. Just a big old piece of trash. |
| 0:22.2 | I'm your host. This is RU Garber. No, it's not. Little show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that good to be classy. |
| 0:38.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:39.0 | Just a big old piece of trash. I'm your host, Tate's really coming at you on a beautiful day here at Antooties. I'm not going to tell you folks that. Oh, man, the big man's slow. Hachimachi, machi game. God damn it. It's fucking Luke's fault. No, no, no. |
| 0:34.4 | Because I'm mad at it. |
| 0:35.4 | Why? |
| 0:35.9 | Because that game is lighter back and he acted like it was nothing. |
| 0:39.2 | I had it. It's fucking Luke's fault. No, no, no. Because I'm mad at it. Why? |
| 0:54.6 | Because that game is lighter back and he acted like it was nothing. I had it for like two weeks as Gotham lighter. So you wanted credit because you stole something then returned it? I forgot it. But that's something that just goes away. You never see that again. I brought it back to him. Then he left it up. You are a psycho, but you steal something, |
| 0:52.7 | then you won credit and you're upset that he's not happy that you gave it back. A couple bucks something. You know what I mean? Take me out to dinner or something like that. Hey, everybody out there. And welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is RU Garbage. It's that little show. We sit there with your favorite comedians. and found it to be good to be classy. Just a big old piece of trash. |
| 1:29.5 | Patreon. I'm your host Hank Foley coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tootie's in a new edition, but I'm going to tell you folks out. Why is that pinhead? Go to motherfucking homies. The motherfucking homies for a little bo, bubub bonus episode. right here on the old Patrione. |
| 1:25.9 | You sound like you just got out, |
| 1:27.6 | but it was actually your voice. |
| 1:29.2 | Why are I here on the old Patrione. You sound like you just got out, but it was actually your voice. |
| 1:46.7 | What? |
| 1:47.0 | Here on the old? |
| 1:48.9 | I don't think we're having tech issues. |
| 1:50.3 | I had a tutsi-roll in the back of my throat. |
| 1:53.2 | Sure. |
| 2:00.6 | Give it to me a co-os is coming at you from across the table. of are you garbage and he can be a crude man before he's had his sweet greens give it up for |
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