What age do you get a safe?

Ooh.

I don't know.

Like your own safe? Well, so like as a kid you think it's cool to like have one of those safes that like has a punch

code that's like, if you just really just hard plod-tic.

If you just hit it on the top, it'll just bust open.

So like, you go that and then you go to a period of your life without a safe.

Like in college, you don't got a safe.

But then at some point, like all parents have a safe.

I got one for my wedding.

You got one for your wedding.

Yeah, it was a good wedding gift for my parents.

Yeah, you wouldn't go out and get it yourself normally.

Also, I'm a little pissed.

I'm kind of an idiot, by the way.

Go on.

When I built my house, I didn't build a slot in the wall for a safe.

No, that would have been sweet, like a hidden door.

Yeah, what are we doing? You still got a time. No, that would have been sweet, like a hidden door. Yeah, what am I doing?

I still got time. Finish the basement. Oh, okay, wow, thanks for telling everyone in the,

that listens to the Patreon where they can steal all my shit on my safe from.

But they won't know that it's behind the bookcase on the south wall.

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