If you had a time machine, when slash where would you go first?

That's a good one.

I'd go back to a moment I got that first iPod, you know?

All five.

I wouldn't change a thing either.

I still would throw a middle finger to my parents, download the explicit

version to drop it like it's hot. Yeah, hell yeah. I just, hell yeah. I just, download lime wire and just ruin that thing.

Yeah, you might have said...

My uncle worked at Microsoft at the time, and so he's like...

I mean, he's our computer whiz right in the family like so he always had to come fix our

computers all the time he was just eventually was like you got to tell him to just

not download this.

No, some of the shit Uncle Jerry, is that his name?

Some of the shit your uncle saw on that computer.

Oh, she's not mad.

He's like, yeah, too much music.

Well, your son searched boobs again.

No no he was for the boys if he didn't if he didn't rat on you he didn't

he didn't knock he's a good uncle. I should ask him that next time we're drinking so how much stuff did you not tell my dad thank you I'll

buy you a drink for that hell yeah I've been waiting for this day I knew it'd pay off

Pam Anderson's boobies again he searched that like eight times this last month.

You think you could just find what he needs in the first search, but apparently not.

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