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I have three insane Winter Olympics topics for you all involving insane people.

First of all, do you guys remember we talked about the ski jumpers that coaches were re-sewing their outfits to have bigger crotches so they'd

catch more air okay yeah are you all familiar with the next step of that scandal no man they had

more than flying squirrels aren't they aren't they inflating their penises or something too they are

not just inflating brother injectating their penises or something, too? They are not just inflating, brother.

Injecting their penises with hydrochloric acid or hydrochronic acid or something in order to cause their penises to swell for the following reason.

The suits, the only way you can change the dimension of the suits is based on how big your

anatomy is.

And so when they went to go be modeled for how much fabric was allowed to be used in their

suits, they has swollen junk from injecting themselves with the needle in the penis

to buy themselves a couple extra inches of fabric.

Unbelievable.

That is.

Genetics up, first of all.

But that's insanity, bro.

Like, in what world?

Like, what do y'all care about enough where y'all would inject acid?

That was my follow-up.

That was my follow-up.

That was my follow-up question, man.

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