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Have you guys heard the following three words in this order?

Gerald the Dolphin.

I don't know what the fuck is going on.

No.

Shout out to Summer for bringing this to my attention.

Adolph to me named Gerald is hilarious.

That was why she wanted to...

Big-head nigger named Gerald in high school, man.

Nigger.

What you just said is basically why Summer wanted us to talk about this story.

Bighead, nigger.

So there was a... Summer wanted us to talk about this story. Bighead, niggie.

So there was an obviously fake satirical story from a like comedy website that went very viral on the, whatever the opposite of the Holy Trinityinity is but facebook instagram and ticot okay and the

story was that this man uh had been kidnapped by uh dolphins and held underwater where they were

making him build an underwater city and the the ringleader was Gerald the Dolphin.

And in the viral post, it was said that the man was found sunburned and disoriented on a

beach in Lee County, Florida.

There was like detailed stuff about blueprints, you know, and what they wanted built and all this other stuff.

This went so viral and so many people believed it that the sheriff's department in Lee

County put out a statement saying this man was not actually held underwater by dolphins

and forced as a slave to build an underwater city.

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