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I remember when we were growing up, they were like, yeah, they're like, Greenland should have been named Iceland and Iceland should have been named Greenland.

Why do they call it a sidewalk when you walk on it and a drive way when you park on it.

Why do you park in a driveway?

Drive on a driveway.

That was really like the height of being smart.

That's why sometimes when I complain about phones, I'm like, man, at least I got Wikipedia, bro.

We had the dumbest smart people ever when we were kids.

Like, the smartest kid you knew was so stupid.

You know, the other one that I always love was when people would hit you with the,

when you assume you make an ass out of me.

Classic.

Fuck out of here.

I believed it at first, man.

I was like... Kids these days will never... I shouldn't know what's about. I hit my teacher. My teacher hit me with that one time in 10th grade English and I said, well, when you infer, you make an infat of E&R and she did not think that shit was funny. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

This is and she did not think that shit was funny.

Was she getting in trouble with that shit?

No, she just looked at me like, what the fuck are you talking about?

I was like, that's just funny, bro.

I was like, you're the one doing you with the letter you,

like you're like writing a Tupac poetry, bro.

Like, why are you? You're the 10th grade English teacher. You're doing you with the letter you like you're like writing a teupac poetry bro like why are you you're the 10th grade english teacher you're doing you with the letter you this was pretexting

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