Patreon Bonus Episode | Breaking Bad S1:E1 "Pilot"
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Streaming Things
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 7 January 2026
⏱️ 86 minutes
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Summary
This episode kicks off a brand new chapter for Streaming Things as we begin our coverage of Breaking Bad with Season 1, Episode 1: “Pilot.” After winning two separate Patreon polls, Breaking Bad officially replaces our Game of Thrones coverage.
In the series premiere, high school chemistry teacher Walter White receives a devastating diagnosis and makes a life-altering decision that pulls former student Jesse Pinkman into a dangerous new world.
Important note: this Pilot episode is available for free on our main feed, but all future Breaking Bad episodes will be exclusive to Patreon. If you want to continue the journey with us, now’s the perfect time to join.
We also debut three new segments: Let Them Cook (top 3 moments), Trivia, Bitch! (behind-the-scenes facts), and The One Who Knocks (best performance).
00:00:00 - Introduction
00:04:29 - Overall Thoughts
00:19:58 - Scene by Scene Recap
01:12:36 - Let Them Cook
01:18:23 - Trivia, Bitch!
01:22:51 - The One Who Knocks
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| 0:00.0 | You're goddamn right. |
| 0:06.0 | Yes, science! |
| 0:10.0 | Now, say my name. |
| 0:18.0 | Yeah, bitch! Magnets! Oh! me my name. |
| 0:22.4 | Yeah, bitch! |
| 0:23.9 | Magnet! |
| 0:24.7 | Oh! |
| 0:28.9 | No, I am the one who knocks. |
| 0:35.4 | Welcome back. |
| 0:36.1 | My name is Kit. |
| 0:36.9 | I'm Andy. |
| 0:37.7 | And I'm Steve. And this is Kit. I'm Andy. And I'm Steve. |
| 0:40.3 | And this is streaming things. |
| 0:43.0 | Streaming Breaking Bad. |
| 0:45.0 | It's finally gone. |
| 0:46.1 | I broke them. Oh, oops. I broke all the bads. |
| 0:47.8 | I'm bad. |
| 0:48.8 | We're revisiting the iconic landmark zeitgeist altering series from the late |
| 0:56.2 | 2000s? I mean, it ended in what |
| 0:57.8 | 2013, I think? This episode |
| 1:00.1 | debuted in January 20th, 2008. |
| 1:02.8 | Steve has never |
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