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Holy shit, we're here November 3rd, 2020 election day. I feel like Trump just won. There's so much more work to do. So much more fun to be had.

Oh well, I'm in Vegas by the time you hear this show or else I'll be there in a few hours. And I'm going to take it all in from a hotel room and put together the next episode of politics as a bitch. I'm also going to be in Vegas to do the political junkies podcast that we're going to tape the morning after election day. So a lot of stuff's going to be going on.

A lot of word nerds shit is on some podcast the last couple of days. I'm sorry. I'm a big Ben Shapiro fan as much as the next guy, but I'm trying to listen to him on Monday show. And listen, this is why I never went past trigonometry in high school. This is why I retook trigonometry as a senior in order to graduate.

Because of my 11th in my junior year, I got a 16 on the, no, I think it was a 12 on the final. I just had no fucking interest in being there.

You can't put Chico next to being a math class that's that difficult and some other crazy bastard named Bob Pascio two seats behind me. It was a mutiny every day.

Poor Miss double in ski. He couldn't teach that crew. So I mailed it in. I was actually trying to explain the answers in English because I had no idea what to do at numbers.

I still kind of get that way. I'm not good at math. That's why when I host the poker show at game Kaplan, which is coming up soon. I got to get back in my math brain because poker is so much about percentages and blah, blah, blah.

And that's for those guys to know I just talk like the people at home who don't play every night, try to figure out the hands and the possibility. Either way, a lot of word nerds, number nerds.

Going on the last couple of days, the last week and it's too much. I will never be a smart or intellectual as Ben Shapiro.

But let me tell you, I don't ever need that much math. Those kinds of percentages and all that mathematical scenarios of how this election is going to go.

You listen to Ben, he's listening to other people who are taking information from other people who are conducting polls and you know, he says there are three, three ways it can go.

Trump can squeak by Biden can squeak by or Biden can win big.

I don't care how smart he is or what his IQ is or how many people he has in his year. I don't buy that scenario.

I think there's a scenario that Trump wins big and most likely the scenario that will occur.

I can see Donald Trump claiming victory tonight or tomorrow morning, absolutely. And I think he has a right to do that.

Do we want or deserve a fucking nail a bite or a conspiracy theory finished? No, but we're going to get that anyhow.

The Democrats are already saying there's a red mirage going on around the country. Bullshit. Those fucking parades and all those spontaneous parties and traffic jams are not mirages.

Okay, yes, Cardi B and offset if they were trapped in a mirage in Beverly Hills. No, those are real.

Those cars, those 30,000 cars or 30,000 people, his Spanish and you don't have to everybody has been coming out.

Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump. The boats on the ocean in Florida did not say Biden.

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