Pathetic Horns, Glass Balls and The Assumption of Mary

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 947 Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2024

⏱️ 56 minutes

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This morning on the show, there's more Bin Chat with a controversial house move, the guys head down a chicken ear wormhole and Jason has 12 injections at once.

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0:00.0	Get set Britain. Barclays is serving up an ace in your local park.
0:05.0	We've teamed up with the LTA to bring you free tennis sessions because we believe tennis is for everyone.
0:11.0	So this weekend you could be playing tennis absolutely free.
0:15.6	Anyone can play with access to courts, coaching and equipment provided. There are
0:20.8	sessions all over the country.
0:22.5	Search Barclays Free Park Tennis to register and sign up.
0:25.8	Barclays, here for every goal.
0:30.0	Good morning, it's the Jason Manford show on absolute radio. Hope you're very well this morning. Steve Edg is here.
0:34.0	Good morning.
0:35.0	Steve Edg is here.
0:36.0	Good morning.
0:38.0	Morning, how are you?
0:39.0	I'm all right, it's hot, isn't it?
0:42.0	Well, up here it's turned, hot in it. Well up here it's turned again as usual.
0:45.0	What are you in Manchester, Steve's down in Hastings.
0:48.0	I'm not doing Hastings, sir. I'm not in house. Oh, sorry, of course not.
0:52.0	Even hotter. Even hotter than that. Oh sorry of course you not even hotter even hotter
0:54.1	I forgot where are you I'm in gozo near Malta
1:00.0	of course I've totally forgot yeah just, just over here, a little family holiday, they're all downstairs screaming, you'll hear them during the recording.
1:08.0	There's no way of, I can't send them out, it's 32 degrees out there, so this is where the aircon is obviously not in here
1:15.5	because it would be rubbish for radio so I'm just sweating in a bedroom.
1:19.3	Oh I see so the aircon's off because it would be blowing for the radio. Yeah but they've got it
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