Runs, runs, runs,

deluxe, except for DC who were bowled out for 75 last night. I can't figure out what's going on. Can you? You're watching the great cricketer. You're watching The Asian Century. Come and see the naughty, naughty boys. Big cricket competition in India. Without say that. Come on, right, stone. You heard it from the horses. Well, fucking be. Ready to run, mate. I would give him a ring job right now. He's an ingot. From the great cricketer. Welcome back to the great cricketer. You're watching the A's and the Gentry right here. Now, runs, runs, runs, deluxe. Pezzo has been so many runs. There's also been some low scores in between. Punjab been outstanding, the best team in the tournament. RCB, hanging on for dear life. They're going fantastically well after rolling DC for 75 last night. And everyone else is kind of like, eh. He goes, this is a competition, the Indian Cricket League.

Wait, that was a different one.

That was a different one, yeah.

Look, I just want to say something.

This is a competition that doesn't stop delivering in the face of ungrateful zero ball knowledge complaints.

Because that's what I've seen this weekend.

And I want to start with that.

And it's a sour note on which to start, but it's a weekend and I want to start with that and it's a

sour note on which to start but it's a message that I want to send to those particularly those

with zero ball knowledge go off blood um there's too many runs are there that's what I hear okay

yeah how about too many wickets 48 hours later same ground okay same six five plays 265 how about six for 13 13 for six two days later same ground. Okay? Same ground. Six-five plays two-six-five. How about six for 13? Thirteen for six.

Two days later, same ground. Oh, Drew Dorel, Cam Green, taking absolute screamers.

All right, well, here's 16 drop catches over the weekend. Okay. Too many shots of cheerleaders.

Yeah. I hear people say and I read.

Okay, well, here's an ambulance and doctors in white coats.

Yeah.

Now, we wish Longy and Gedi well. Yes, we do. And he is well. Yes. Shout out to him in his family. But seriously, you know, all, and I am going to use the acronyms here, sue me. all the IPL and the BCCI and Jay Shah try and do week to week night to night is deliver edgy drama to the viewers around the world, sometimes twice in a night with the day games.

Absolute cinema.

And people have the temerity to sit back and complain.

You've seen more runs, then you've seen more wickets, then you've seen catches, then you've seen drop catches, then you've seen birds, then you've seen ambulances.

Yeah.

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