Pat Burtscher & Maddie Wiener | Bus Court

Friday Night Greg

Greg Stone

Comedy, Stand-up

4.9 • 591 Ratings

🗓️ 7 February 2024

⏱️ 74 minutes

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This week Greg sits down with Pat Burtscher & Maddie Wiener as they talk about getting into fights on buses, Greg being straight edge when he was young, and the first time he drank.

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0:00.0	Pick up your head.
0:01.3	Big of your body.
0:03.0	Get on the bus.
0:04.2	It's time to party.
0:05.8	It's Gregory.
0:07.8	It is a Saturday night.
0:09.1	Gregory.
0:11.9	Take your socks off and take your pants on.
0:15.1	Get in the car and drive on.
0:17.5	Welcome to Friday night.
0:18.5	Greg, Fryan Energy on a Wednesday morning.
0:20.2	But today is, I don't know what day. it is, Thursday? It's almost Friday. Thursday night, Thursday night energy. Did my mic just go out, Mike? We're back, ladies and gentlemen. We're back. Oh, thank God. That was called a new comics test because in my eyes, you guys are new comics because I've been doing comedy 54 years. And you guys have been doing it, what, 53? Yeah. That's my age.
0:37.8	I can't forget you're my age, right?
0:39.1	I think, you guys might have been in around the same time, right? Like 20 years? I forgot that. I always think Pat is 22 years old. Right? Yeah. It looks great. You, the youthful face of a boy. I use Shea butter and I don't drink and I pray every day.
0:40.0	Do you pray?
0:40.9	No. Boy. I use Shea butter and I don't drink and I pray every day.
0:57.1	Do you pray?
0:58.0	Which God?
0:58.8	No.
0:59.0	Every God.
1:00.5	I pray that they stop fighting each other.
1:03.4	I like that you wake up every day and pray to every God and it takes nine hours.
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