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Hey, freaks, it's Friday, December 12th, 2025.

Coming up on the program today, religious leaders have come to an agreement.

It's okay to call people the F word again.

Plus, I interview a horny founding father of the United States,

trading a dead goose for a $5 game stop gift certificate,

and Jesus goes on a holy rampage.

The best comfort, just a fun thing he said,

Come on bitch and shit it out all over this bed.

Don't worry if their turds, we'll edit that tape.

Because like taking candy from a baby, it's as easy as rape.

Gooner baiters bait your dicks, Crazy God, Warrior Chick,

Mealy-mouth-fucked hearts talking about stupid shit.

Sherrill has a lapse,

Corey's twisted and fun.

Tone deaf Sean wishes a happy new year to everyone,

but it's creepy Uncle Tim, the most careless of queers. We keep coming back to so he'll pollute our ears.

Distorted view.

Timmy Boo, Watt It Do

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