Electric Rectum, Escort Meltdown & Frying Pan Attack – Distorted View Daily Comedy Podcast

Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities

Tim Henson

Comedy, News, Society & Culture, News Commentary, Stand-up, Documentary

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

On Today’s Show: Distorted View Daily NSFW comedy podcast • weird news • Florida man crime • electric rectum pain • Sagittarius Shaughty sponge saga Today’s midweek freak-show is packed with medical misery, bad life choices, and holiday deals: 📞 Voicemail & Text LineCall or text 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) – or text 4HAIRYCUNT – to […]

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0:00.0	It's the 12 deals of Distorted View Daily.
0:04.4	Today's a good one.
0:05.8	Go to shop.
0:07.0	Dot distorted view.com.
0:08.8	Pick out a hat.
0:10.2	Any hat.
0:11.3	Baseball cap, winter beanie, whatever.
0:14.8	Use promo code give head, all one word, and get $5 off.
0:20.6	That's right, $5 off. any hat. Today only at shop.
0:24.6	Dot distorted view.com promo code give head. Hey, Brinks, it's Wednesday, December 10th,
0:32.8	2020, coming up on the program today, coming to a concert venue near you, the electric rectum.
0:38.4	Plus, what did Sagittarius Chowdy get stuck up her vagina this week?
0:43.0	Knocking some scents back into your mom with a frying pan and, I piss, you piss, we all piss.
0:48.6	It's pissed!
0:52.2	Distorted View Daily, proudly presents a message to Santa Claus.
0:59.4	Hit me.
1:02.2	I don't want you to hit on me with some stupid cheesy pickup line.
1:06.3	I want you to hit me.
1:10.0	I want for you to use your hands and punch me until I can't feel it anymore.
1:19.6	Let my skin turn purple as you use your stinky, big, hairy, meaty hands and put them around me.
1:33.1	I want to feel like I'm hated so much for feeling loved.
1:41.3	I want to feel like...
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