Riction Radio begins in 3, 2, 1.

Now I am not reintroducing the idea of furgatory, but on the other hand I do believe the baby was thrown out with a bathwater.

With that came a belief when you die, you're instantaneously and magically made perfect.

The soul of someone who dies immediately goes into eternity.

There is no place where you make up for your sins.

There is no purgatory in the twinkling of an eye.

We shall be changed.

It's time for Riction Radio with Torn Free Hill.

You are going to love this!

If you love satire, this is Riction Radio.

Have your Monday, Thursday celebrations been less attended than they historically have been?

Are the kids less excited about focusing on the night Jesus Christ was betrayed

as our Passover lamb who died to forgive us of all of our sins?

Then we here at Riction Radio have just the ticket to reinvigorate your Monday, Thursday.

Prepare to meet the Passover penguin.

That's right, Pete, the Passover penguin.

We have a mascot that you can rent from us here at Riction Radio to have one of your hopefully elders.

Humiliate himself by wearing the Pete the Passover penguin costume and burging into the kids classroom and throwing Snickers bars at all of the children.

They're going to love it.

Love, love, love it.

And they'll want to come back next year.

And if you say, well, that takes care of Thursday, but what about good Friday?

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