What's that quote?

Ah, yes, revenge can be sweet, but forgiveness is sweeter.

Well, throw that out the window.

Nothing is sweeter than an ice-cold plate of passive-aggressive revenge.

From filling your ex's hot tub with poop to projecting Shrek onto your douchebag landlord's house,

I've got everything your petty vengeance-fueled heart desires.

So buckle up because it's time for even more passive-aggressive ways people got revenge.

You're listening. You're listening. You're you'd be amazed. As a civilian, you'd like to think our politicians are above petty acts of vengeance, right?

Ha! As if.

Back in 2011, Danny La Revere, the mayor of a small town in Quebec, Canada, was growing

tired of the lengthy divorce proceedings he was going through with his ex-wife Isabel.

Apparently, he felt unduly harassed by her excessive demands.

Rather than approach the situation in an adult manner, however, Danny decided to exercise

his passive-aggressive muscles.

Just what I like to hear.

The mayor waited until his exes birthday, then got in touch with an excavation company that he owned and asked them to bring him a huge 20-ton rock.

Okay.

Once the boulder arrived, he attached some pink ribbon onto it and spray painted it with a birthday greeting.

Then he waited until nighttime, drove the rock over to her house on a front-end loader,

and carefully offloaded the entire hulking thing onto her drive,

completely blocking access to her house.

Unsurprisingly, Isabel was absolutely livid when she woke up and saw the monstrosity the next morning.

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