Passenger Review
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4.2 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 27 May 2026
⏱️ 81 minutes
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Summary

Synopsis
Passenger is a road trip movie about two love birds who leave the city life for a chance at van living. Already sounds horrifying to me, but to each their own. After witnessing a brutal crash in the middle of nowhere, the couple begin to experience paranormal phenomena that keeps them on their tires. See what I did there? Through utilizing their resources of old van ladies, gym parking lots, and gas station info books they may just survive…the PASSENGER.
Review of Passenger
Coming into this movie right off the back of obsession was a bad look for passenger. I would have loved to judge this movie based on its own merits, but unfortunately I had just watched one of the best horror movies ever made a week prior. But anyways, passenger was truly boring to watch. The stakes of this movie just felt so low. Like, get off the road you two. The monster or demon of the movie just didnt scare me. I think so many horror movies are doing too much with their monsters these days. It is plenty scary to have an old man stare at you in the middle of the night in a parking lot, why are we also making his face look like an ancient demon? Why does he need to have weird glowing eyes and sharp teeth? That to me is just far less scary than a stranger who wont leave you alone. This movie leans heavily on jump scares. This doesnt always have to be a bad thing. I can appreciate a good jump scare. But I just felt like the jumps in this movie were cheap, and undeserved. Yes, a loud noise that comes out of nowhere will startle me, but did I have fun? Not really. There was one single scene that I thought was good, and even that had a needless jump scare shoehorned into it. Anyways, this movie was an hour and a half and it felt like it took up my whole night. I did not enjoy this.
Score 3/10
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Today on Horror Movie Talk, we will be reviewing Passenger. |
| 0:04.5 | If you have any complaints about Michaela, please leave them in the comments or call 682-253-44-68 and leave us a voicemail. |
| 0:15.5 | Thanks, Max. |
| 0:18.5 | We got to get that engagement up. That was great. |
| 0:22.0 | Boop. |
| 0:25.9 | Is this a metal thing? |
| 0:31.0 | Yes. |
| 0:32.4 | A little taste. |
| 0:33.9 | David. |
| 0:34.4 | David. |
| 0:34.9 | David, what is this? |
| 0:35.8 | Pretty big. |
| 0:39.8 | I have to kill a lot of people. just tell me what you want me to fuck |
| 0:41.6 | I have big tips and a tiny vagina |
| 0:44.3 | oil me up daddy |
| 0:45.8 | I can't believe the price |
| 0:47.4 | prefers big tits |
| 0:48.8 | Missletoe alert |
| 0:49.9 | This is back country |
| 0:50.9 | This guy was a real jerk |
| 0:52.2 | How long can Hugo being |
| 0:53.5 | Pognant Chop chop chop chop chop chop How long can Hugo being prognant? |
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