Hey, hey, hey, short rounds of Benson Burners. My name is Doug and I love minis.

This is Doug loves minis.

The show that hates it when a giant man and his wife are in the seats next to me on a plane,

but he takes the middle seat and gives his wife the window, which is chivalrous, I guess,

but that means me and the fucking giant have to be crushed against each other the whole flight when he could be leaning against the window and his wife could be in the middle

seat leaning on him because those two assholes are just going to sleep for the entire flight

anyway.

Coming to you from a hotel room in Rosemont, Illinois, where tonight and tomorrow night, I'm

doing sold-out Douglas movies tapings. It's Wednesday. May

the fourth be with you, 2016. Tickets are available for my stand-up show this Saturday at 420 at Zanis

in Rosamont. And if you're in the Denver area, be sure to join me for my annual Mother's Day movie interruption.

This year, the film is Throw Mama from the Train because Mother's Day came out too close to the date,

so it's too soon to do an interruption of it.

But I can't wait to interrupt Mother's Day next year on Mother's Day.

But come on out.

So the Alamo Draft House this Sunday night in Littleton, Colorado,

because Throw Mama from the Train, is a classic,

but we'll be laying on some extra jokes on top of all the existing jokes that already work.

It's a funny movie.

It'll be fun to watch it together. How are you guys doing

with the Douglas Movies Challenge of watching 366? It's a leapier movies this year. Just in eight

minutes ago, because FI, FI, oh wait, there's another new result.

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