Kyle Chandler is always like sweaty He's never like drenched and sweat Yeah, right, exactly He always looks like a guy who's had like five beers Yes, yes, exactly It always looks like fucking like party sweats. Bruch!

Hit it, boys!

It's Monday, and a woman is pissed because somebody threw a muffin at her.

And I've only skimmed this story, but I think that as we read it, we're going to both say,

I wish the guy threw more.

Give me the deets.

Let's see.

A woman so furious at the incident that took place at the blah blah commuter rail,

March fired up to the misconnection section of Craigslist.

Blah, blah, blah, blah.

In this case, it was a muffin-wielding man who chucked the baked good from a car at the leg of an unsuspecting woman.

The poster writes, quote, I don't even know what to think of that as.

Baked blasphemy? A drive-by muffing? What on earth possessed you?

I was cold, already angry, already dower, waiting for a public

transportation vehicle that undoubtedly smelled of piss to come and pack me with the, blah, yeah.

So I fucking hate that person. Yeah, like, I don't even think that someone threw a muffin at you,

and I think that, like, this person's trying to fucking go viral, And if this is victim shaming, then if victims act like this, then they deserve to be shamed. Yeah. I mean, why? I mean, is she even a victim? Somebody just gave her a free muffin. Like, you got free treats thrown at you. That'd be great. I would love that. Pow, to the back of my hamstring. And it hurt. Initially, I thought a rock had been picked up by a passing

vehicle and struck me by, uh, instruct me have, half-hazardly on the leg. But no, I turned and there it was.

The fucking muffin. It looked like a corn muffin. Oh, God. That person fucking sucks. I wish

Oh, God. I wish it was like a whole basket.

It's Monday and DJ is pissed.

I knew that it was going to be fucking, like,

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