As Prime Minister, I called this general election to firm up my government's support and finally

repair this great nation. And whilst in many ways it was the right decision, I must also

accept that I have been defeated in a massive landslide, lost my seat and been ousted by the

party that I love. Prime Minister, which of the many catastrophes over the eight months you were

empowered? Do you think was the biggest? The petrol crisis, losing Gibraltar, the

school dinner dog meat scandal? Many of these events could be viewed as successes. You call it

the petrol crisis, I call it more Britain's using bicycles than ever before. What's next Mr Tobin?

Well the world is my oyster. I'm going to go back into number 10 now, say my goodbyes and start

living the rest of my life. A window may have closed but a lot of doors are about to open. Thank you.

Come on open the door. I still technically live here you know.

Parties over by Paul Dulan and John Hunter.

This is the final call for passage of history. Oh I needed that Christine. Nothing like three

weeks in India to get all the negativity out of your system. Yes, you were getting through

the medium like tip tax. I'm not talking about that. I've come back ready to put politics behind me.

Well it was nice to get away. Walking along the beach, harming arm, just you and me,

under six foot four heavily armed protection officer following us everywhere we go.

Oh so cracking holiday Mrs T, it's a bit hot for my taste though. Yes, Jones we noticed. My

idea of a relaxing break isn't spending half of my time finding a giant sweating Jordy.

Well I saw the bullet proof vest in the gear, it drops a lot of heat in and I was effectively being

poached. I really still need him. Can't you send him back? What Jones lacks in heat resistance

he more than makes out for by being poised to take a bullet for me. We don't need to worry about

that sort of thing sir. You're a, I was the word, relevant. The world's forgotten about you already.

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