Oh, hey, all right. Another fantastic Wednesday night bingo here at Happy Trails Retirement

Home. Hey, Gene, congratulations on winning those depends. Looks like they'll come in handy

right about now. All right. Now it's time to bring up John Lee Dumas for his weekly

recorder band session. They've been practicing real hard. John, I heard that you lost an

e-capping and unfortunate elevator accident down the hall. We all appreciate you not

suing. Okay, John, if you would please quickly it's John Lee Dumas and the Happy Trails

Retirement Home. Here you go. Okay, well someone check on Bob over there. I'm not entirely sure

he's breathing. Thanks so much. We'll be back. On this episode of the commercial break.

If you're wondering why we're here on a Friday it's because we're now going to be here on Friday.

That's the executive decision that has been made from the top on down. We're going to be

recording two episodes for you every single week, Tuesdays and Fridays. For now we may do more

in the future who knows you demanded it. We responded. You asked for it. You got it. Careful

with your ass. In their car so the lights. That's wrong. It's wrong to do. Crack is wet.

You have no authority. You can't do that. Well, I think it's called just getting clogged.

I mean, it caught my strange addiction, but I think it's just called getting fucked up.

Like when you're huffing gasoline. And I'm like, dude, all the drugs you're taking, I'm sure

you could go a long time anyway. Like, you should have no problems. You shouldn't be mixing

these three types of drugs together. But he said I took three of them. Oh, about three

hours ago. And I've had a boner ever since. Because I'm just a curious guy, I couldn't help

but then look down, which made the whole situation even more awkward. Because now I'm now staring

at his boner through his sweatpants, right? And I'm like, oh, you do have a boner, man.

That's really unfortunate, right? But the thing was his girlfriend wasn't even there.

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