Party at Mr. Bernard's

The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast

The Lonely Island & Seth Meyers

After Shows, Tv & Film, Comedy, Music, Music Commentary

4.9 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2026

⏱️ 60 minutes

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On this episode of The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast we’ve got a quaidum and we’re finally getting to Party At Mr. Bernard’s from Season 36 Episode 8 with the incomparable Robert Dinero in his best performance to date. If you ever wondered if we’d run out of episodes then the amount of time it took to get to this short should make you feel better. Of course Seth has a bullshit list to start us off and Andy tells us all about his HOT show that week many years ago. Sorry it’s late again! Enjoy! Party at Mr. Bernard's | https://youtu.be/G-vUVc-lEgo?si=pyq4IB2QxqkDwhxN Send us an email: thelonelyislandpod@gmail.com Send us a voice note: https://www.speakpipe.com/thelonelyisland Send us stuff: P.O. Box 4024 New York, NY 10185 Photos and everything else can be found by following us on Instagram @lonelymeyerspod (Not all the clips we mention are available online; some never even aired.) If you want to see more photos and clips follow us on Instagram @lonelymeyerspod. Send us an email! thelonelyislandpod@gmail.com Willie's Remedy Willie’s ships directly to your doorstep in 40+ states. Order now at https://drinkwillies.com and use code ISLAND for 20% off of your first order + free shipping on orders over $95, and enjoy life in the high country. Hims For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit /https://Hims.com/ISLAND for your free online visit. Good Chop Use code 50ISLAND to get $50 off plus free shipping on your first order at https://goodchop.com/podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:21.8	dot UK slash podcast to learn more. Glad to hear your voice is still not good, Yoram.
0:26.8	Is it bad? Yeah. You sound like you've been shredded to shit. Shredded to shit is the official
0:31.8	medical term, I think. Well, I've been, I've been screaming a lot because of how excited I was
0:36.4	to get this little miniature van.
0:38.4	I do want to talk about the van, but I am also a little concerned you don't know that your voice sounds like that.
0:44.8	Like, for example, I know that I'm still congested. I can tell it's not top peak.
0:49.7	You kind of cheated, though, because I just blew my nose, so now you're looking for it.
0:54.2	I did not see that nose blow, though.
0:56.1	But did you guys listen to last week's pod? I felt like I've actually sounded the worst, and I think I still have it, where I'm, like, not breathing through my nose. I don't know. Me and Seth were texting that we beat off to your voice, no problem last week. Yeah, and we would know. But as much no problem as the previous weeks?
1:11.0	Yeah, totally the same.
1:12.3	Because we time it.
1:13.0	It's hard to know if that's about our fatigue or... Yeah, and we would know. But as much no problem as the previous weeks?
1:12.2	Yeah, totally the same.
1:12.9	Because we time it.
1:27.5	It's hard to know if that's about our fatigue or your performance. You know what I mean? Got it. We are so hooked. Column A, column B. We're so hooked on timing. Stats based on The New York Times that we do it for everything now. Right. Okay. Well, I guess way in the tithis about it. But you know what they say, Keith?
1:28.9	Way in in the tithes?
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