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Broadcasting Live from the Abraham Lincoln radio studio, the George Washington Broadcast Center.

Jack Armstrong and Joe Gettie.

I'm strong and heavy, and now he is strong and Gettie.

Hello to all 331,449,281 of us in the United States live from the studio C.

Season your dimly lit room, deeper than the bowels of the Armstrong and Gettie communications compound.

And today we're under the two-lige of our general manager, Colin Sence.

Another one of those thematic general managers check-ates.

You're big on the themes aren't you?

No, I don't know. You have a person in mind. The census would be a pretty good one.

Honestly, it's another theme. Common census.

Yes, the common census is because I feel like more and more America of America has just completely abandoned the idea of making their own decisions.

And instead we just mindlessly follow the authorities. No matter how often they've proved themselves, you know, unwielding of our faith.

I don't think he was listening to my brilliant and eloquent silhoulaque there.

No matter how much we listen to their something or other.

Yeah, there you go. That's great.

So, yeah, they're ignoring you.

There are 331,449,281 of us that are not participating in common sense.

Although there's no-one here. That sounds like the COVID.

Goat, you got the COVID?

Oh, yeah, and we got the guidelines coming out any minute from the CDC on mass.

Oh, thank goodness. That's exciting.

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