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Welcome back to Behind the Bastards, a podcast where the president has just found out about that Republican member of Congress or the member of his administration, not Congress, who's been talking about teleporting places.

What's that guy's name? I spaced on him. I just read Trump's reaction where he was like, I don't know.

He's talking about teleporting? What? I got to get to the bottom of that. I haven't heard about that. That's that's kind of crazy. It was a very like normal. It was one of those every now and then you get those moments where Trump has the same reaction to something as like a normal person and it's just like unaccountably funny because he's

clearly just hearing about it he He's like, he's saying what? Teleporting. That guy's job. He works at like DHS now or something. Yeah, something important. It's some kind of important job, but he would teleport to a Waffle House if he needs to. It's really funny. Just seeing him react to it, it's just clearly like he's who, what?

Does he know what teleporting even is?

No.

Especially because that news was from like a month ago.

I feel like I would know if one of my subordinates was claiming to have teleported to a Waffle House.

You don't know what I get up to in my spare time?

I don't, I don't.

But I do know what things you claim to do.

I at least pay that much attention.

That's a big thing to miss.

Like, but hey, he's got a lot of work to do. He's going to get to the bottom of it. He's going to get to the bottom of it. He's going to get to the bottom of that. You know, Molly, are you ready to talk about Uday Hussein some more? Molly Conger, host of Weird Little Guys. Weird Little Guys. Weird little guys. I'm excited.

Excellent.

All right.

Let me drink more of my horrible health drink.

Yeah, drinking strange colored beverage.

Robert's drinking pond water.

Yeah, it's from the reflecting pool.

Mmm.

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