My name is Joshua Topolsky and I have a new podcast called What Future.

But I want to tell you that I'm being forced by my producer to record a promo telling you about my show.

And I'm not trying to force you to listen to it.

And maybe you're not interested in internet culture and the future of life on planet Earth.

And why John Carpenter movies are so good.

You may just want to listen to a podcast about, I don't know, sports or whatever Joe Rogan talks about.

And that's fine, you know, no judgment.

But if you like what you're hearing and I know that you do, you can listen to all of what future on the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

The number one true crime podcast is back.

Let's talk about the crime scenes.

Accused murderer George Wagner faces a judge and jury.

This is legitimately the biggest murder trial in the state of Ohio history.

I think the defense knows something that we all don't know.

Will he face the death penalty or will he walk free?

Listen to the Piked and Masker season four trials begin on the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

I'm Jordan Klapper, Daily Show contributor, Trump Rally, past holder.

And as of today, my most daring title yet, podcast host.

This is Jordan Klapper, fingers the conspiracy.

And I'll know limited series podcast from the Daily Show.

Did you know that Osama bin Laden is a guy named Tim?

Yeah, we're doing a whole episode on that one.

JFK Jr coming back from the dead.

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