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Sorry, I was doing Robert

I was doing Robert, it was fun

Yeah, well I'm I did it first

I'm always the first to be Robert

If you don't count that guy who produced the godfather

I don't

But other than him, no other Roberts anywhere. Ever. A lot of people are saying this. A lot of people are saying this. You're the only Robert. You're the only Robert. That's right. Only Robert. That's right. You would have met one if there was another. And if you have met one, you're a liar.

Anyway, welcome back to Behind the Bastards, a podcast about bastards.

And this week about the Queen of Canada, Romana Digiloh.

Prop, Jason Petty, our guest.

How you doing?

I'm here, man.

I can't wait to talk about Tita here. That's where she's the... Queen of Canada. The Queen of Canada. Commander in Chief. Queen of Canada. The Canada first party of Canada. That's right. For Canadians. If someone came up to me and said, I'm the commander in chief and you have to do what I say, I'd say, I'm simply not in the military, motherfucker.

I would probably have the same. One came up to me and said, I'm the commander in chief, and you have to do what I say. I'd say, I'm simply not in the military, motherfucker.

I would probably have the same response. Her roommate would be like, oh, word. All right, well, your highness. Yeah, probably, like, realistically like, oh, your majesty, excellent. Great. I'm really out of here. All right, your majesty. Do you want some coffee? because I was going to make some coffee.

You're like, oh shit, you got that royal money.

Guess that means we can upgrade to, you know. I don't. You know. Can we get HBO now? You know what I'm saying? Guess we're getting that, that dope TV package. Like, who does up? Can we finally afford ESPN? Oh, no, of course. We can't afford ESPN. Even a royal salary can't pay for ESPN.

The queen had to fucking pirate that shit.

Yes.

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