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Welcome back to Behind the Bastards, a podcast about the very worst people in all of history.

This week, we're on part two of our episodes on the recently and lamentably departed Mark Furman, who now that we've gotten to know, you know, the mood has turned somber here in the Behind the Bastard studio, because Sophie and our guest for today, Joe Kasabian, are all overwhelmed with grief at the titan that we've lost, you know, that there's no longer with us, the great mind,

the great heart, the great law enforcement officer, Mark Furman.

You know, I don't know.

It almost feels pointless to go on.

Why are we here?

I'm really happy, though, that in death, that he can be, you know, the United States newest gender neutral bathroom.

That's right. That's right. Yeah. Find out where they put him. Somewhere in Idaho.

Yeah. The only gender neutral bathroom in Idaho. Just if you see a grave in, in Idaho piss on it,

it might be my refirmant. It might not be. You got to roll those dice.

Somehow our hearts will go on and on and on.

Let's talk about the shit, Robert.

Talk about the OJ trial.

I'm excited.

Yeah, let's talk about, we love the OJ trial.

Again, folks, if you want to watch the documentary starring Ross from Friends as Robert

Kardashian, you know, we'll wait for you.

But I can, I can replicate the best parts. Just imagine Ross from Friends saying, juice, over and over again.

And you pretty much got the important bits, you know.

I'm really happy that Ross from friend's career could go so well.

He ends up doing brown face to play an Armenian guy because surge from System of Down one answer his phone.

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