Call's media.

Welcome back to Behind the Bastards.

A podcast is entirely funded and supported by the film Alien Resurrection,

which no one on this call but me has seen.

I have picked a bit that no one can play off of because they simply don't remember

the classic Ron Perlman film Alien Resurrection.

What a tragedy.

Speaking of works of art.

No, I was not to say works of art.

Noah. Noah Shacktment contributing editor for Rolling Stone and Wired. How are you doing today?

Happy? I'm doing sad better than a astronaut with a alien implanted into my

gut? Yeah that does that's good?

Does that take place in that movie?

I guess they, if you consider anyone who's in space an astronaut,

yes.

Yes.

I do. Okay, then yes, yes. That's essentially what's going on in that movie. There's a lot of cloning involved though, which, you know, fingers crossed. Would you clone yourself if you could, you know?

Absolutely.

You would, okay.

Absolutely, because then I could have somebody else do my job twice,

even though I know that's how that works. Wow, but we could...

If you've read any Spider-Man comics, it never goes well.

...