What's bomb in my neighborhoods filled with women and this is not an intro I should continue.

I don't know how do you how do you open part two of the episode on Bashar al-Assad the greatest

mass murderer of the 21st century?

Not that way that was clearly wrong.

Wildly wildly wrong.

I never should have been attempted.

Sophie is shaking her head at me and I was putting on a put oh damn no I thought you were

going to be ashamed too but you just doubled down I appreciate that.

You know it's a true friend who sees you digging your own grave and grabs a shovel and

is like yeah let's fucking make this whole bigger.

That's a mark of friendship.

Now Anna you know we had a lot of fun no we didn't you're the co-host of the ethically

ambiguous podcast.

Yes I am.

And we're talking about Bashar al-Assad so.

My favorite probably micro penis holder.

Oh my god if you added six inches to his dick you'd still need tweezers to find it.

It's probably nonexistent which is why he's so angry.

Yeah I mean that's you know that's why he wanted to get his eyes you know he wanted to fix

their ones eyes so they could see his penis because he's being like I want to see him

you see it so maybe I'll become an optometrist maybe so I'm a fucking see my penis.

You see I want to murder everybody.

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