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Ah, welcome back to the podcast that this is part three of our episodes on Queen Romana Digilo of Canada.

And, you know, Canadians, thank you for letting us talk about your monarch, you know, your leader that I know you all love and respect.

And I hope that we're being, you know, positively deferential towards your great ruler, you know.

I'm sorry.

It's just so sad that Canada has to deal with having this crazy person run their country. You know, can you imagine what do you like having like a crazy asshole in charge of your country? Just embarrassing. What is that like? Thank God. Just a Canada problem. Jesus. I know. Sheesh. It's okay, guys. You'll get your shit together one of these days, like we have in the Americas.

Like us.

I guess you're in the Americas, too.

Whatever.

And you, too, can buy Greenland.

All right.

Right.

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Okay. This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. So August 2021 to December 2021, we're very busy times for the Queen of Canada.

She hits like, you know, like her peak, at least this is when Christine Sarteschi says she hits her peak number of followers, which is like 70 something thousand on telegram.

Now, at this point in time, because inflation's a problem and because the economy's not doing great and because her followers haven't been paying their bills, she's focused a lot on like the fine, on providing like what look like lifelines to the finances of her people.

Okay.

She's got like these grocery pages that are supposed to like help her followers,

like purchased groceries, find groceries that they can like afford and stuff.

She's issuing like decrees, eliminating taxes and credit card debt, and she's issuing like fake money.

And it's unclear how this is supposed to work.

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