Hey, I'm Joel Stein. I want you to close your eyes and imagine a pocket watch.

It's moving from side to side. You're getting very sleepy.

Great. Now that I've hypnotized you against your will, you're going to start liking long-form journalism.

Like so much. You're going to listen to a podcast where the host interviews a writer about their long-form story every week.

I'm that host.

Listen to Story of the Week on the I Heart Radio app Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcast.

I'm Danish Ward's host of Stealing Superman, a new I Heart original podcast about the most unlikely art heist of all time.

It was Nick Cage's own personal national treasure.

At a 1999 New Year's Eve party, someone snatched Cage's priceless comments.

But who? Listen to Stealing Superman on the I Heart Radio app Apple Podcasts or wherever you find your favorite shows.

The world of chocolate has been turned upside down.

A very unusual situation.

You saw this taxic cash in our office.

Chocolate comes from the cacao tree and recently Variety's cacao fought to have been lost centuries ago where we discovered in the Amazon.

There is no chocolate on earth like this.

Now some chocolate makers are racing deep into the jungle to find the next game-changing chocolate.

And I'm coming along.

Okay, that was a very large crack it up.

Listen to Obsessions while chocolate on the I Heart Radio app Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast.

What's infected statistically roughly half of the audience.

I'm Robert Evans.

This is behind the bastards. It's a podcast. Bad people tell y'all about them. Our guest today is Ty,

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