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Behind the Bastards!

That's the podcast. You're listening to it right now.

Worst people in all of history, we tell you all about them.

And, you know, this has been a rough year for a lot of us here behind the bastards.

We've talked about a lot of pedophiles.

And I'm tired of talking about

pedophiles. There are pedophiles in this episode, but they're not the primary focus of the episode.

Jamie Loftus, how are you doing the day? I'm sorry for saying pedophiles right before introducing you.

My name was so close to pedophiles there. That didn't want to working well. And today we're talking to the biggest one of them all. We landed the white whale. I just was like, oh, I wanted to go right into the title, but then I hadn't introduced you. And I was like, I should introduce Jamie before the title? But I also, part of me was like, should I introduce the title and then bring in Jamie? I don't know. I did it the wrong way. I have one complaint at the start here. Robert, why are you not wearing a hat? I don't like hats. It's true. Where's your statement hat? I don't have a statement hat. But Jamie, you are wearing a Theranos hat right now, which... I am a well-worn one. A well-worn one. Yeah, Theronaut has had this been-around-the-block.

It's kind of interesting.

Yeah, it looks like fucking Liz Holmes sweat through that thing while she was waiting to hear she was getting indicted.

Yeah, I actually contributed to her bail fund and she mailed this to me.

I'm wearing a hat that feels very appropriate for today's episode.

It says disappointment awaits.

Yeah, yeah.

You're both going to get what you want today because we are, Jamie, talking about a Silicon Valley

Colt led by a female grifter.

And best of all, it's an orgasm cult.

It's an orgasm cult, everybody.

Beautiful times.

And then the crowd burst into applause.

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