Part One: Steve Takes the Red Pill (he watched The Matrix)

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Comedy

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🗓️ 4 June 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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And good morning to you, all! This is part one of a two-part series centered on a new Los Angeles attraction: COSM. No, not QUASM. That's different, but both are filled with splendor. I know I'm still feeling that splendor today, after having witnessed what Steve loved so very much. So get ready for next week when we unveil Part Two of this series, "Elliott Takes the Red Pill (he became alt-right largely due to the unbridled dominance of monopolistic tech companies whose algorithms act as emotion harvesters until subjectivity becomes little more than an onslaught of cattle prods)." Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheValleyfolk http://facebook.com/TheValleyfolk Follow the group on their personal socials: Joe Bereta: http://twitter.com/JoeBereta http://instagram.com/joebereta Elliott Morgan: http://twitter.com/elliottcmorgan http://instagram.com/elliottmorgan Steve Zaragoza: http://twitter.com/stevezaragoza http://instagram.com/stevezaragoza Relax. The "alt" stands for ALTERNATIVE. So it's COOL.

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0:00.0	so many funny things said before you press i know that's nobody will ever know about
0:10.7	i wonder what they talk about do you guys know anyone they can take care of my dog
0:13.9	there's probably two people that are like i wish i could hear what they're saying the goal doesn't
0:19.8	give a shit even with us talking about, they don't give it shit.
0:22.5	I think people are mostly aware that there's very little put on at this point when we hit record.
0:31.3	I'm not wearing bands.
0:33.0	Right before we hit record, or literally said just because they are literally the first things we are
0:39.2	saying in the morning like there are times where i talk to no other human and you guys say hello
0:44.1	and i'm like hello we warm it up a little bit and then we that's all right guys i have 6,665 emails unread in my i can't do that is that that is anxiety for me that
1:00.9	that number that you have there i can't but just it's but like 95% of it is like bullshit
1:09.6	how many you you have 5% of opportunities in there steve you have 5% of opportunities in like bullshit. How many are you now?
1:11.6	You have 5% of opportunities in there, Steve.
1:14.6	You have 5% of the-
1:15.6	There's no way.
1:17.6	How many?
1:18.6	There's no way.
1:19.6	Oh shit.
1:21.6	Oh, I watched it change in real time.
1:25.6	6,66. You're time. 6,666.
1:29.3	You're welcome.
1:30.8	I'm going to die today.
1:35.3	The devil's going to keep me while I'm driving.
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